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War correspondence of Takenaka Hanbei
You don’t even go here

You don’t even go here

A new addition to our family

A new addition to our family

(Toyotomi Army New Recruits Scouting Assessment: Sorin-kun and Gallop-tan)
An impressive and enthusiastic team, highly motivated no doubt by their earnest and charming love for their idol Xavii. Alas, we are a strictly secular army.
Final score: Please, go home

(Toyotomi Army New Recruits Scouting Assessment: Sorin-kun and Gallop-tan)

An impressive and enthusiastic team, highly motivated no doubt by their earnest and charming love for their idol Xavii. Alas, we are a strictly secular army.

Final score: Please, go home

(Toyotomi Army New Recruits’ Scouting Assessment: Sakon-kun)
Hair: 1/10, outfit: 2/10, personality apparently constructed entirely of a cheeky cheeriness and eagerness to booze and party, annoyingly reminiscent of Maeda Keiji: -10/10, fighting ability: ok, willingness to die for Mitsunari: Gyoubu level
Final score: Perfect. Welcome to the Toyotomi Army

(Toyotomi Army New Recruits’ Scouting Assessment: Sakon-kun)

Hair: 1/10, outfit: 2/10, personality apparently constructed entirely of a cheeky cheeriness and eagerness to booze and party, annoyingly reminiscent of Maeda Keiji: -10/10, fighting ability: ok, willingness to die for Mitsunari: Gyoubu level

Final score: Perfect. Welcome to the Toyotomi Army

(Toyotomi Army New Recruits’ Scouting Assessment: Katsuie-kun)
Very promising candidate, amazing hair, lovely posture, extremely expressive face and I am sure absolutely tragic backstory, however I heard expressed interest in joining the Oda clan so -100 points for poor taste. Such a shame.
Final score: No comment

(Toyotomi Army New Recruits’ Scouting Assessment: Katsuie-kun)

Very promising candidate, amazing hair, lovely posture, extremely expressive face and I am sure absolutely tragic backstory, however I heard expressed interest in joining the Oda clan so -100 points for poor taste. Such a shame.

Final score: No comment

Rumours of my death were greatly exaggerated. On an even happier note the Western army is accepting fresh recruits for SB4; if you’re very good I’ll personally do your hair and makeup! How about it

Rumours of my death were greatly exaggerated. On an even happier note the Western army is accepting fresh recruits for SB4; if you’re very good I’ll personally do your hair and makeup! How about it

Note: The matching miniskirt was axed because there were already too many pleats on his coat.

Note: The matching miniskirt was axed because there were already too many pleats on his coat.

Return Address: The Resort for Characters Who Died In The Last Season Of The Anime But Are So Popular They’ll Be Back in Utage Unless We Really Cannot Afford Ishida Akira

Return Address: The Resort for Characters Who Died In The Last Season Of The Anime But Are So Popular They’ll Be Back in Utage Unless We Really Cannot Afford Ishida Akira