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A new addition to our family
(Toyotomi Army New Recruits Scouting Assessment: Sorin-kun and Gallop-tan)
An impressive and enthusiastic team, highly motivated no doubt by their earnest and charming love for their idol Xavii. Alas, we are a strictly secular army.
Final score: Please, go home
(Toyotomi Army New Recruits’ Scouting Assessment: Sakon-kun)
Hair: 1/10, outfit: 2/10, personality apparently constructed entirely of a cheeky cheeriness and eagerness to booze and party, annoyingly reminiscent of Maeda Keiji: -10/10, fighting ability: ok, willingness to die for Mitsunari: Gyoubu level
Final score: Perfect. Welcome to the Toyotomi Army
(Toyotomi Army New Recruits’ Scouting Assessment: Katsuie-kun)
Very promising candidate, amazing hair, lovely posture, extremely expressive face and I am sure absolutely tragic backstory, however I heard expressed interest in joining the Oda clan so -100 points for poor taste. Such a shame.
Final score: No comment
Rumours of my death were greatly exaggerated. On an even happier note the Western army is accepting fresh recruits for SB4; if you’re very good I’ll personally do your hair and makeup! How about it
Note: The matching miniskirt was axed because there were already too many pleats on his coat.
Return Address: The Resort for Characters Who Died In The Last Season Of The Anime But Are So Popular They’ll Be Back in Utage Unless We Really Cannot Afford Ishida Akira